In response to my lovely editor's note I would like to clear up some muddy waters and clarify that I am not a rebel or deranged. Okay, well I'm not a rebel. Allow me to list a few reasons I have come to Fountainview Academy:

They have carrots. And carrot flowers. Very pretty.
They have good food...well they have carrots.
We get to eat apples at all times.
Good friends.
And of course to have a better relationship with God.

And there they are! Who really knows though...I always could still be a Kamikaze.